Some say that the pencil was inspired by the humble writing twigs used in ancient Mesopotamia, while some say the first pencils originated high in the mountains of the Himalayas; others still insist the pencil always existed, it simply needed to be discovered. Here at Whiskey River Soap, we don’t really concern ourselves with all that history mumbo-jumbo, we’re too busy thinking up comedic quips for our made in USA pencil sets.

Shit Show Colored Pencils 8-Pack
8 brightly colored pre-sharpened pencils packed into a sturdy slide-out box

All Other Pencils
8-pack of standard No. 2 pencils made in the USA